UFO

So, the other day I was sitting outside in my grass minding my own business and peacefully listening to the birds when, out of nowhere, a UFO appeared in my yard! I know what you're thinking...and no, I'm not that crazy. It was this shiny, silvery ball on a string and it was coming right towards me. I growled and barked and barked and growled, but the UFO must have wanted me bad.

I couldn't escape it! Every time I backed up it got closer. I finally remembered that the sliding door was open. I ran in to tell Daddy about it, but he was on the computer and he didn't seem too interested. When I looked back towards the yard I saw Mommy heading it's way.

"Oh no," I thought. "They've locked her in and are taking her away!" I quietly inched my way towards the door, only to find Mommy holding onto the string. I couldn't help but wonder if Mommy was a secret alien the way she was acting with the UFO. She brought it into the house!!

I ran back to Daddy and hid under the desk. Mommy brought the UFO all the way to the office and called me to it. I growled at it again saying, "You might get Mommy to go with you, but you'll never get me!" They must speak Labradork because Mommy quickly turned around and walked back outside.

I thought she was a gone forever, never to return..........but she returned, without the UFO. She walked back into the office and told Daddy, "Can you believe it? Our dog, who isn't afraid of anything was scared of a balloon?"

A balloon? That's a funny word...What's a balloon? Must be Alien for UFO.