I was cruisin' with my Mommy and Daddy the other day to Home Depot and a song came on the radio. Maybe you've heard of it. It went a little something like, "Cuz you gotta have faith-a faith-a faith-AH...MmmmBabe-ah!" It was a catchy tune and I didn't think anything of it until a few days ago.
Mommy took me out to potty and I had just found my spot when I heard a big WHACK!
"What in the heck?" I thought. It totally scared the bejeezus out of me!
I wasn't even finished pottying when she started with her holier than thou attitude, "WOOF woof woof woof WOOF! woof woof WOof..." She must've gone on for what seemed like an eternity. Since I speak Woof, I know exactly what she was saying.
"You wake me up every single time you come out here. Can't you see I'm trying to get my beauty sleep? Isn't there somewhere else you can be doing that? Why do you have to stink up the side of your yard closest to mine?" yada yada yada...
Then I heard Mommy say, "Faith, shut up."
Do I really gotta have Faith?
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